Stupid joke

jaybee

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#2
My mate said, how do you fancy going to a concert of intricate, propulsive rhythms, with polyphonic ensemble, plus improvisatory, virtuosic solos, melodic freedom, and a harmonic idiom ranging from simple diatonicism through chromaticism to atonality?

I said, nah, I can’t be doing with all that jazz.
 

jaybee

Latvian rider transport!!!!!!
Premier Member
#3
A truck carrying a load of Vicks Vapour Rub over-turned on the M20 yesterday.

Amazingly there was no contest for 8 hours.