A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old
lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie
said "OK. OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This
is the 4th time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these
wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish! The man
sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to
go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you
build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The
genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. think of the logistics of
that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?
Think of how much concrete . . how much steel!! No, think of another
wish!" The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times.
My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women . . . know how they feel
inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent
treatment . . .know why they're crying, know what they really want
when they say, 'nothing' . . . know how to make them truly happy . .
." The genie said, "You want that bridge with two lanes or four?
lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie
said "OK. OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This
is the 4th time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these
wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish! The man
sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to
go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you
build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The
genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. think of the logistics of
that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?
Think of how much concrete . . how much steel!! No, think of another
wish!" The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times.
My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women . . . know how they feel
inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent
treatment . . .know why they're crying, know what they really want
when they say, 'nothing' . . . know how to make them truly happy . .
." The genie said, "You want that bridge with two lanes or four?