I go door to door preaching about the benefits of plant based shampoos.
That's right. I'm a Jojoba's Witness.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
The Mrs wanted sex on the bonnet of her Honda Civic, but I refused.
If we’re having sex, it’ll be on my own Accord
I dropped my wife's epilepsy medicine in the washing machine instead of fabric softener.
Now her clothes don't fit.
A friend of mine is an acoustics engineer,
he really is a sound chap.
I met a nice girl at my Alcoholic's Anonymous meeting.
Just trying to pluck up courage to ask her out for drink.
I think My mate is having an affair with my wife,
he looks very miserable as of late
My mate is thinking about asking his ex wife to re-marry him.
But he's worried she will think he is just after her for his money
Have you tried blindfold archery?
You don’t know what you’re missing.
That's right. I'm a Jojoba's Witness.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
The Mrs wanted sex on the bonnet of her Honda Civic, but I refused.
If we’re having sex, it’ll be on my own Accord
I dropped my wife's epilepsy medicine in the washing machine instead of fabric softener.
Now her clothes don't fit.
A friend of mine is an acoustics engineer,
he really is a sound chap.
I met a nice girl at my Alcoholic's Anonymous meeting.
Just trying to pluck up courage to ask her out for drink.
I think My mate is having an affair with my wife,
he looks very miserable as of late
My mate is thinking about asking his ex wife to re-marry him.
But he's worried she will think he is just after her for his money
Have you tried blindfold archery?
You don’t know what you’re missing.