Bike kills dog

~Martin~

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A motorbike hits a woman’s dog, she rushes to the vet who pronounces that the dog is dead!

" I want a second opinion, " says the women

The vet opens a door and in walks a large black Labrador, the dog takes one look at the dog on the table and starts "howling" .

The women then says "are you absolutely sure, is there anything else you can do to check?"

The vet sighs, opens a cupboard door and takes out a small Persian cat and waves it over the dog on the table - the cat starts hissing and all its fur stands on end.

"I am sorry madam but you dog is definitely dead "

"Very well - what do I owe you “?

"£300” says the vet

"£300 POUNDS TO TELL ME MY DOG IS DEAD - THAT’S OUTRAGEOUS" screams the women

" Well it would have been 25 - but you did insist on the lab test and cat scan!!"