Just found out my new electric car isn't waterproof, I was shocked
I’m playing in the Tetris World Championships next week. I’ll be bricking it on the day.
I poured Domestos all over a fresh fruit display in the supermarket. I was charged with bleach of the peach.
To the Person who stole my glasses. I will find you. I have contacts...
Ordered some stuff online the other day and I used my donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg...
I went to a dogs’ home and asked for advice about getting a couple of dogs. They gave me some Pointers.
I know that you've all been wondering what happened when I sued the airline for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
I saw this bloke fall out of the church tower today. I thought it was the vicar at first. Then I realised: it was just a dead ringer.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
Just been reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.
I’m playing in the Tetris World Championships next week. I’ll be bricking it on the day.
I poured Domestos all over a fresh fruit display in the supermarket. I was charged with bleach of the peach.
To the Person who stole my glasses. I will find you. I have contacts...
Ordered some stuff online the other day and I used my donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg...
I went to a dogs’ home and asked for advice about getting a couple of dogs. They gave me some Pointers.
I know that you've all been wondering what happened when I sued the airline for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
I saw this bloke fall out of the church tower today. I thought it was the vicar at first. Then I realised: it was just a dead ringer.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
Just been reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.
