What the ....
Personalised cat walk , slim size's , physical abuse, suspect model, . You will get what ya feckin given and like it
.
This is not Sparks and Mincers, part of the appeal
is derogatory comments , violent and abusive service with unmatched late delivery if at all.
When I say unmatched service I mean (
nobody is as bad ! )
On to the news....
There will soon be a new range of IBA rider apparel (
well.. one top ) available as mentioned In a galaxy of fashionable colours to suit everyone's budget .
Once available I will present our selected model wearing said new garment in our all new
Forum retail outlet ,watch this space for your discerning approval.
Feel free to order in the certainty of late delivery ,wrong colour and or size , or entirely wrong garment altogether, along with a verbal slap for not ordering more.
In answer to the many questions as to our Christmas opening hours .....When we fekin feel like it..
Yours John Cunniffe Head of European Retail Operations