Missing privates

Jim Craig

Premier Member
IBR Finisher
#1
An older fellow was in an accident in which his privates were sheared off. After weeks in the hospital he was to be discharged when the doctor came in and told him about a miraculous procedure which could restore his manhood. You have about $9000 left from the insurance settlement after paying for your medical care. The procedure costs $1000 per inch. Now the physician cautioned the man, you'll need to discuss the procedure with your wife before deciding. If you go too small, say 5", you may not satisfy your wife. If you go too large it may be painful for her.


A week later the man came back to the doctor's office.
Doctor: What did she say? What will you be getting?
The man: She said we're getting a new kitchen with marble counter tops.