Congratulations to you and your spouse, Road Runner. It sounds like you definitely have the "defective LD riding gene". Sorry to tell you, but there is no cure and the only known treatment is to do more rides. But this condition isn't nearly as bad as catching the COVID virus, I hear.
BTW, make sure you get a receipt at any "corners" in your route, i.e. - where your route in general changes directions from N to E, N to W, E to S, W to N, etc. , etc. especially if you aren't submitting a SPOT track.