I agree
No double glazing, no central heating, no memory foam beds, no built in light, no built in shower, no built in toilet. nothing to padlock your bike to but a tent peg.
Just to close to the ground & just to old for camping
Still working on it...hope to make some time available to solve it next week......it will definately be some 70-100 km away from the point 2 hotels nearby both said no......Swiss humour??