Family film
I was watching a scary film with my dad.
I asked him "Is that lady going to die?"
He said "Judging by the size of that horse's cock, I'd say yes she is"
Maths questionTeacher to young boy: If you take two apples home and your dad gives you one, what do you have?
Young boy: Two apples and a sore arse sir
Young boy: Two apples and a sore arse sir