Wife said to me tonight, “why do you wear your underpants in bed.”, I said “I don,t like to look down on the unemployed.
She then asked how can I make my tit’s bigger. I said “get a piece of toilet roll and rub it between your cleavage each night”. She said how will that help, I said “well it’s worked on your arse!”
The hospital says that I should be home tomorrow but my black eyes could well take longer t
She then asked how can I make my tit’s bigger. I said “get a piece of toilet roll and rub it between your cleavage each night”. She said how will that help, I said “well it’s worked on your arse!”
The hospital says that I should be home tomorrow but my black eyes could well take longer t