A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm....
'I'd like to buy a horth' he says.
What sort of horse?', said the owner.
'A female horth,' the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks him up shows the eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?' The owner picks him up shows the teeth.
'Nith teeth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?' The owner picks him up and shoves his head deep inside the horses snatch, pulls him out.
The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that...
'Can I see her wun awound?
Odd Day
Been a bit of an odd day.
First I found a hat full of money, then I got chased by an angry man waving a guitar.
Week 38 so far so good.
'I'd like to buy a horth' he says.
What sort of horse?', said the owner.
'A female horth,' the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks him up shows the eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?' The owner picks him up shows the teeth.
'Nith teeth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?' The owner picks him up and shoves his head deep inside the horses snatch, pulls him out.
The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that...
'Can I see her wun awound?
Odd Day
Been a bit of an odd day.
First I found a hat full of money, then I got chased by an angry man waving a guitar.
Week 38 so far so good.