Bob and the Blond

Winglider

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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 pm news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said 'Do you think he'll jump?'
Bob says 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
The blonde replied 'Well, I bet he won't.'
Bob placed a £50 note on the bar and said 'You're on!'
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset but willingly handed her £50 to Bob, saying 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
Bob replied 'I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news and so I knew he would jump.'
The blond replied 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
Bob took the money... ..