Corona virus test

Ahamay

The Joker
IBA Member
#1
Simple how far can you piss up a wall, stand two feet away and facing the wall
3ft, you are young and strong you should be ok
2ft, you should be ok but stay in self isolation
1ft, do not go out get your family to bring you food if they won't maybe you should have been nicer to them in the past:eek:
6 inches is, your funeral plan up to date? Does your wife know where the insurance policies are?
Can't reach the wall? You are royally screwed does your wife know how much she will get for your bikes camping gear and all the other crap you have in the garage?
Remember he who dies with the most toys wins.:cool:
What flowers do you like?:D
And finally after CV 19 has thinned out all the old farts on this forum there will be some cracking deals for used bikes and camping gear:rolleyes:
And after that depressing thought i'm off for a pub crawl to cheer myself up, a bottle of beer in each room in the house by the time i get back to the kitchen it won't hurt at all.