I was in the disco last night
they played the twist
i did the twist
they played the jump
i did the jump
they played come on Eileen
i got chucked out for that one
An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years...
The hitman says "It'll be a quick kill, I'll shoot her just below the left tit"...
The husband says "I want her dead, not fucking kneecapped!"
they played the twist
i did the twist
they played the jump
i did the jump
they played come on Eileen
i got chucked out for that one
An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years...
The hitman says "It'll be a quick kill, I'll shoot her just below the left tit"...
The husband says "I want her dead, not fucking kneecapped!"