Pete's in the pub knocking them back as usual but finally one too many has him throwing up down his front.
"Oh no" says Pete, "my wife's fed up with me rolling home drunk and said she'll leave me if it happens again and look at the state of me now!"
"Don't worry" says Steve, "take this £20 note and tell her you're not drunk, some stranger threw up on you and gave you £20 for the dry-cleaning".
Pete goes home and finds his wife Mabel ready with her bags packed. "I told you last time, that's it, if it happens again I'm gone and just look at you".
"No dear, I'm not drunk, some bloke in the pub threw up over me and gave me this £20 note to pay for the dry-cleaning".
"Oh" says Mabel "and what's the £20 in your other hand for?"
"That's from the other bloke who crapped in my pants."
"Oh no" says Pete, "my wife's fed up with me rolling home drunk and said she'll leave me if it happens again and look at the state of me now!"
"Don't worry" says Steve, "take this £20 note and tell her you're not drunk, some stranger threw up on you and gave you £20 for the dry-cleaning".
Pete goes home and finds his wife Mabel ready with her bags packed. "I told you last time, that's it, if it happens again I'm gone and just look at you".
"No dear, I'm not drunk, some bloke in the pub threw up over me and gave me this £20 note to pay for the dry-cleaning".
"Oh" says Mabel "and what's the £20 in your other hand for?"
"That's from the other bloke who crapped in my pants."