For the boredom....

jaybee

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I lost my notes I was writing for my book called "1,001 ways to cure an itch." Guess I’ll have to start from scratch.

The doctor told me I was bi-polar. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry

My landlord says he needs to come and talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, “My door is always open.”

I’m sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection. She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns

Tried donating blood yesterday - never, ever again. So many questions; whose is it, where did you get it, why is it in a bucket....

My Wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning. I love felt tip pens....

I hear Greggs are very close to perfecting Drone Deliveries....... Sounds like pie in the sky to me though.