Learning

Ahamay

The Joker
IBA Member
#1
A new recruit in the Camel corps was being taught how to ride a camel a notoriously difficult task to master, after riding through a village the recruit remarked to the instructor this must be a female camel.
What makes you say that? He said
When we passed those two old Arabs i heard one say to the other 'look at the c*** on that camel.
This posting for the camel corps was a lonely one a hundred miles up the arse of nowhere a young Officer who was suffering from a lack of female company asked the Quarter Master how does one to get some horizontal refreshment?
One has to use the camel dear boy said the Quarter Master, that evening there was a commotion in the stables the QM rushed in pistol in hand to see this young officer stood on a chair behind the camel with his trousers round his ankles.
NO you bloody fool he roared you ride the camel to the brothel in the village!!!