Live Life Backwards

Winglider

Ex-Wiinglider
IBA Member
#1
I think the human life cycle should be lived backwards.

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when
you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9
months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa
room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish
off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.:)