nun joke

Ian M

Well-Known Member
A man is driving down a county road, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye - Get done by a nun 1 mile.

Half a mile later, he sees another sign which says Get done by a nun 1/2 mile.

He drives past a third sign saying Get done by a nun next right, his curiosity gets the better of him and he pulls into the drive.

He pulls up to the convent gets out and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit "What may we do for you?"

"I saw your signs along the road, and was interested in doing business."

"Very well, that’ll be £120 for the hour, follow me."

He is led through a wooden door into a small dark room with another door where he’s told to undress and place £120 on the silver tray. Excited at the proposed encounter, he eagerly does as he’s told and waits.

A sexy, seductive voice from behind him tells him to go through the next door where all his fantasies will be fulfilled.

In his excitement, he rushes through the door to be met by a blinding light and the slamming of the door behind him.

Regaining his composure and sight he turns to find himself back in the car park and a sign on the back of the door saying -

“You’ve been done by a nun”