Will glass coffins prove popular? Remains to be seen.
I can’t believe it: a kid I was at school with has just been on tele to announce he’s discovered a planet only two miles in circumference. Talk about a small world.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
I havent had a conversation with the wife for 20 years. Didnt want to interrupt her.
A friend of mine got a job as a mime artist a while back. Haven't heard from him since.
As you get older, the first thing that goes is the memory. I can't remember what the second is.
Dwarfism isn’t funny. My parents were dwarfs and they struggled their whole lives to put food on the table.
I’m hopelessly addicted to placebos — I’d give them up, but it’d make no difference.
I can’t believe it: a kid I was at school with has just been on tele to announce he’s discovered a planet only two miles in circumference. Talk about a small world.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
I havent had a conversation with the wife for 20 years. Didnt want to interrupt her.
A friend of mine got a job as a mime artist a while back. Haven't heard from him since.
As you get older, the first thing that goes is the memory. I can't remember what the second is.
Dwarfism isn’t funny. My parents were dwarfs and they struggled their whole lives to put food on the table.
I’m hopelessly addicted to placebos — I’d give them up, but it’d make no difference.