Problems

Ahamay

The Joker
IBA Member
#1
A moth goes into a podiatrist's office.

"Doc," says the moth, "my life sucks. I can't ride by Biffer anymore because my wife won't let me. I hate my job. My kids don't like me. I'm in debt up to my antennae. My basement's flooded and my roof leaks. My investments have gone into the tank. But the thing that's most heartbreaking is not being able to ride anymore. My life is terrible and I want to end it all."

"Um... that's awful," says the podiatrist, "but you should really be seeing a psychiatrist. I'm a foot doctor. What made you come here?"

"Well, the light was on..."​