two for one

Ahamay

The Joker
IBA Member
#1
Family film
I was watching a scary film with my dad.​
I asked him "Is that lady going to die?"​
He said "Judging by the size of that horse's cock, I'd say yes she is"​
Maths question
Teacher to young boy: If you take two apples home and your dad gives you one, what do you have?

Young boy: Two apples and a sore arse sir​