Who pays the checker?

Ahamay

IBA Member
#1
Here is a relevant question which the US Congress will have to debate:
Who pays the Checker?
There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.
If the latter, would public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station at the entrance to all public restrooms?
Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers, the people using the restroom, or the entity that owns the restroom?
And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers?
Or, do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked?
How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers?
What has this country come to when the U.S. Department of Labor has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors?
Want to guess their motto? "If You gotta pee - We gotta see!
 
#2
The above is making the rounds, Regarding the job description, anybody who has contact with the DOL knows that government contract wages are determined by an annual wage determination of prevailing wages. So the key question is who will check on pecker checkers? Do we need pecker checker checkers? What will the classification on prevailing wage contracts, maybe Pecker Checker I and Pecker Checker II?

A witty retort seen on another blog:
"It will be a Civil Service occupation, funded by an excise tax on the measured inches. Liberals will be offered tax exemptions and rebates for obvious reasons."