Be aware chaps that if Whiteways comply with the government's request not to open we will need to bring packed lunches with us. I appreciate that many of you won't be highly-skilled in that area so I'm including a packed lunch 101 below:-
1 - get up, shit, shower, shave
2 - say to the lady of the house "please pack me a lunch dear"
3 - wait patiently, without huffing and blowing
4 - if you know how, make a thermos of tea/coffee otherwise ask the lady when she has a moment to do so
5 - deposit lunch & thermos in tank bag/top box
6 - ride to Whiteways
I will report on the status of Whiteways nearing the time.