Harry
ANY EXCUSE
Just because you have a big nose does not mean you don't have to wear a mask
after all i still wear under pants.
ORGASMS
were invented so wimmin could have something to moan about
even when they were happy
Middle of week 39
might see the new year in.
One day, Harry came upon a big long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way often, and this ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather plump, homely woman lying back on a cloud.
She said, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!".
Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.
She also said, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"
Harry liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success", she huskily whispered.
Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed got the better of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite at the very least. Suddenly, the ladder ended, and a trapdoor closed behind him.
He looks across the cloud to see a 400 pound, 6' 8" hairy biker with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.
Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"
The biker answers, "Hi!, I'm Cess".
TeachersI remember my school teacher saying to me,
"Nicholas, does every sentence that comes out of your mouth have to contain a vegetable?"
"Not neccecelery, Miss", I replied.
ANY EXCUSE
Just because you have a big nose does not mean you don't have to wear a mask
after all i still wear under pants.
ORGASMS
were invented so wimmin could have something to moan about
even when they were happy
Middle of week 39
might see the new year in.
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