So my friend went to the darkside...

[DrNeo]

Help! I lost a friend to the darkside this past week. Is there a chance he'll come back? Is there a support group that I can join?

Help me obi-wan kenobi you're my only hope...

 

[BMW RT Pilot]

Help! I lost a friend to the darkside this past week. Is there a chance he'll come back? Is there a support group that I can join?

Help me obi-wan kenobi you're my only hope...

He's fine. It's you we're worried about.

 

[Stephen!]

Help! I lost a friend to the darkside this past week. Is there a chance he'll come back? Is there a support group that I can join?

Help me obi-wan kenobi you're my only hope...

Your only hope is to one-up him and go Double-Darkside. You'll never go back.