Stupid joke

[Ahamay]

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Hold it under water until its Bill Withers

Made oi larf did that

 

[jaybee]

My mate said, how do you fancy going to a concert of intricate, propulsive rhythms, with polyphonic ensemble, plus improvisatory, virtuosic solos, melodic freedom, and a harmonic idiom ranging from simple diatonicism through chromaticism to atonality?

I said, nah, I can’t be doing with all that jazz.

 

[jaybee]

A truck carrying a load of Vicks Vapour Rub over-turned on the M20 yesterday.

Amazingly there was no contest for 8 hours.

 

[owl*]

I think that should read 'congestion'

 

[jaybee]

I think that should read 'congestion'

Bloody spellcheck!