The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed
It down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went straight to the cooler to take a couple aspirins.
The boss approached her and said:
'Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit...'
It down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went straight to the cooler to take a couple aspirins.
The boss approached her and said:
'Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit...'