Holy haircuts
A boy just passed his driving test and asked his Father when he could use the car.
His Father said “You bring your grades up, study your Bible, and get your hair cut, we'll talk about the car.”
A few weeks later the Father said: “You've brought your grades up, you’ve been studying your Bible, but you haven't cut your hair.”
The boy said: “In the Bible Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ~ even Jesus had long hair.”
Father said: “Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?”
VenisonA man is cooking venison for his family when his kids ask him what it is.
He tells them that it's what mummy calls him.
Billy shouts to his sister, "don't eat it Clare, it's an arsehole!"
He tells them that it's what mummy calls him.
Billy shouts to his sister, "don't eat it Clare, it's an arsehole!"
Week 48 so far so good