A lifetimes ambition

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I managed a little fart for every step going upstairs last night and i didn't follow through unlike previous attempts:eek::eek: I have been trying for years.
And I introduced my grandkids to getting Alexa to produce good loud farts thereby pissing my Daughter in law off so a productive day all round:D:D
 
Sounds like a classic case of, too much time and not enough work to fill that time. But funny all the same.
 
Another good way to make yourself unpopular with the in laws, but a real hero to the grandkids is to
ask Alexa, 'What is 100 100 100 100 100 100 in Welsh'
 
Well now you've Callanged my future life goals! Too bad we don't have a certificate for such achievements!

Make one.

I'm serious.

You could make something cool for each of you, and it'll become a memento of your accomplishment. It could become something that you shared with others under whatever circumstances you dictate, or you could just keep it to yourself.

Either way, it'll be neat!
 
The problem is to have a certificate you need proof.
i.e you going up stairs bare arsed with someone behind with a camera sound and vision no brown freckles on the lens.
Mud slinging gets you disqualified:eek:
 
The problem is to have a certificate you need proof.
i.e you going up stairs bare arsed with someone behind with a camera sound and vision no brown freckles on the lens.
Mud slinging gets you disqualified:eek:

Thanks for that Image John :(
 
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