I went into an electric motorcycle showroom and asked, "what do I need?"
The salesman said, "first of all, to ride these powerful bikes, you need a full motorcycle license and insurance. You will need one of these special jackets, special boots, special gloves and special trousers. Plus a charging point in your house and a charging cable.
"Is that all", I asked?
"Well, you also have to be uncircumcised".
"What? Why the hell do I have to be uncircumcised?"
"Well sir, to ride an electric motorcycle you have to be a complete prick."
The salesman said, "first of all, to ride these powerful bikes, you need a full motorcycle license and insurance. You will need one of these special jackets, special boots, special gloves and special trousers. Plus a charging point in your house and a charging cable.
"Is that all", I asked?
"Well, you also have to be uncircumcised".
"What? Why the hell do I have to be uncircumcised?"
"Well sir, to ride an electric motorcycle you have to be a complete prick."