- I once had a job filling cylinders of helium at a factory. I didn't last long as I didn't get on with my manager. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
- I used to have an Origami business, but it folded.
- I was supposed to be going to Japan to study before this Corona virus malarkey. I got a rejection letter from the origami university today, I’m not sure what to make of it.
- Due to Coronavirus, hand sanitizer companies must be rubbing their hands at the increased demand.
- How do you wash a dolphin? With an all-porpoise cleaner
And finally... Premature ejaculator seeks tall, hot girl with long legs, great arse, big, perky tits and.....never mind....
