Pensioners are not senile!


IBA Member
An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young thing at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking
for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring.

The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
"Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000" the jeweller explained.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "by
check. I know you'll need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it
now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the
ring up Monday afternoon."