The cleverest man in the world

#1
A helicopter took of from Battersea Heliport on board were a Scientist a schoolboy and a Bishop
five minutes later total engine failure the pilot said 'there are two parachutes on board i'm off bye'!and he jumped.
The scientest grabbed one and said ' i am the cleverest man in the world i must survive' and jumped
the Bishop said 'my life is almost over you take the parachute my son'
chill grandad! Said the schoolboy the cleverest man in the world just took my rucksack.
 
#2
not that clever helicopters tend to descend like a sycamore seed once engine disconnected. tail rotor failure would be much more unpleasant.
chill grandad - think i'd be staying in the aircraft