As I knelt down with a pair of size 5, high heeled, shoes in front of a young, voluptuous lady with a short skirt, I couldn't help glancing at her knickers.
"Hey! Cheeky!" She said as she gave me a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is so you can look up girls' skirts, isn't it?"
"That's an absolutely absurd accusation, madam," I replied, sternly. " I certainly don't work here."
"Hey! Cheeky!" She said as she gave me a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is so you can look up girls' skirts, isn't it?"
"That's an absolutely absurd accusation, madam," I replied, sternly. " I certainly don't work here."