A man fell into an upholstery machine this morning.
He's recovered now.
There's some Polish bloke standing outside my front door singing 'I want to know what love is' Bloody Foreigner
Pedigree Pet Foods are going through an economic crisis,
it looks as though they will call in the retrievers.
I finally bought the limited edition thesaurus from amazon, but found that all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am
Going to the Royal Mail fancy dress party.
I will be there in a jiffy.
Oh dear I'm in trouble yet again... My wife discovered I was cheating on her, having found a pile of letters I’d hidden.
She said she’s never playing scrabble with me again
If you receive a message telling you to avoid canned pork because of a risk of contracting swine flu, ignore it, it's just spam
I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.
Dear Deidre, If I am keeping maggots warm in my mouth for fishing, will they do me any harm? I wait with baited breath.
I'm trying to sell all my old dogging outfits on eBay.
No bids yet but loads of people watching...
He's recovered now.
There's some Polish bloke standing outside my front door singing 'I want to know what love is' Bloody Foreigner
Pedigree Pet Foods are going through an economic crisis,
it looks as though they will call in the retrievers.
I finally bought the limited edition thesaurus from amazon, but found that all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am
Going to the Royal Mail fancy dress party.
I will be there in a jiffy.
Oh dear I'm in trouble yet again... My wife discovered I was cheating on her, having found a pile of letters I’d hidden.
She said she’s never playing scrabble with me again
If you receive a message telling you to avoid canned pork because of a risk of contracting swine flu, ignore it, it's just spam
I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.
Dear Deidre, If I am keeping maggots warm in my mouth for fishing, will they do me any harm? I wait with baited breath.
I'm trying to sell all my old dogging outfits on eBay.
No bids yet but loads of people watching...