What's in a name.

[Ahamay]

A Man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bartender says “What an interesting pet, whats his name?” “Tiny” the man replies. “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

Because...he’s my newt

 

[Winglider]

Very good

 

[jaybee]

Bought 50 litres of Tippex…big mistake.

I asked my surgeon whether I could administer my own anaesthetic. He said "Sure, go ahead, knock yourself out"