Practical Economics
We have survived 1 year of this pandemic things are starting to unlock from the end of march hope to see most of you in the coming months
I'll stop now.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?' The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!' Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?' The boy licked his cone and replied,
‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!'
A few cheap shotsI was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could her her check her balance, so I gave her a shove.
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
The wife has been missing a week now, the Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been back to the charity shop to get all her clothes.
the dog did itKorean wife turns to husband in middle of the night...
"Did you just fart? Dirty Smelly *******!"
'Don't blame me, it was the dog'
"Don't you dare blame the dog, it was cooked perfectly
Week 52 so far so good"Did you just fart? Dirty Smelly *******!"
'Don't blame me, it was the dog'
"Don't you dare blame the dog, it was cooked perfectly
We have survived 1 year of this pandemic things are starting to unlock from the end of march hope to see most of you in the coming months
I'll stop now.
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