HERO ... i used to be Global Logistics Operations Manager but that came out as GLOM ....... maybe not so good ?.
So I promoted myself to HERO .....much better ...rolls of the tongue .
I just need a Generalismo Jacket now with big epaulettes and i'm sorted. Anyone have one ?
Aww Bob you have to reach for the stars and anyway please refer to me as HERO from now on !!.You're in charge of merchandise!!!
Bigger Feckin Sizes might help
We’re not all Super Models like you Uncle Bob
My point, that you clearly missed, was that, as you're in charge of merchandise, it's up to you to source a suitable uniformAbsolutely FANTASTIC Gordon . I could rule the world in a suit like that
Bob says ...
Aww Bob you have to reach for the stars and anyway please refer to me as HERO from now on !!.
You have to admit I do look outstanding in pale blue. Goes with my eye's i think ?.
Already ahead of you there Bob just placed an add for a Tailor to make a full suit with gold lapels in time for Calais !!. Anyone else ? now where are my medals......and Gordon's suggestion looks particularly suitable to me, maybe an IBA patch sewn on somewhere
What the ....
Personalised cat walk , slim size's , physical abuse, suspect model, . You will get what ya feckin given and like it.
This is not Sparks and Mincers, part of the appeal is derogatory comments , violent and abusive service with unmatched late delivery if at all.
When I say unmatched service I mean ( nobody is as bad ! )
On to the news....
There will soon be a new range of IBA rider apparel ( well.. one top ) available as mentioned In a galaxy of fashionable colours to suit everyone's budget .
Once available I will present our selected model wearing said new garment in our all new Forum retail outlet ,watch this space for your discerning approval.
Feel free to order in the certainty of late delivery ,wrong colour and or size , or entirely wrong garment altogether, along with a verbal slap for not ordering more.
In answer to the many questions as to our Christmas opening hours .....When we fekin feel like it..
Yours John Cunniffe Head of European Retail Operations