IBA merchandise

[saphena]

You're in charge of merchandise!!!

 

[GSears]

https://www.usehero.com/

 

[GSears]

HERO ... i used to be Global Logistics Operations Manager but that came out as GLOM ....... maybe not so good ?.
So I promoted myself to HERO .....much better ...rolls of the tongue .
I just need a Generalismo Jacket now with big epaulettes and i'm sorted. Anyone have one ?

Don't you remember this?

Svelte chap like youself

 

[JON12A]

Absolutely FANTASTIC Gordon . I could rule the world in a suit like that

Bob says ...

You're in charge of merchandise!!!

Aww Bob you have to reach for the stars and anyway please refer to me as HERO from now on !!.
You have to admit I do look outstanding in pale blue. Goes with my eye's i think ?.

 

[thekaz]

Bigger Feckin Sizes might help
We’re not all Super Models like you Uncle Bob

yes I may have to agree maybe sizing like this? I am actually a tall gorilla on many manufactures sizing charts

small
medium
large
xlarge
xxlarge
gorilla
tent
moomoo

 

[saphena]

Absolutely FANTASTIC Gordon . I could rule the world in a suit like that

Bob says ...
Aww Bob you have to reach for the stars and anyway please refer to me as HERO from now on !!.
You have to admit I do look outstanding in pale blue. Goes with my eye's i think ?.

My point, that you clearly missed, was that, as you're in charge of merchandise, it's up to you to source a suitable uniform

and Gordon's suggestion looks particularly suitable to me, maybe an IBA patch sewn on somewhere

 

[JON12A]

and Gordon's suggestion looks particularly suitable to me, maybe an IBA patch sewn on somewhere

Already ahead of you there Bob just placed an add for a Tailor to make a full suit with gold lapels in time for Calais !!. Anyone else ? now where are my medals......

 

[Winglider]

What the ....
Personalised cat walk , slim size's , physical abuse, suspect model, . You will get what ya feckin given and like it .
This is not Sparks and Mincers, part of the appeal is derogatory comments , violent and abusive service with unmatched late delivery if at all.
When I say unmatched service I mean ( nobody is as bad ! )
On to the news....
There will soon be a new range of IBA rider apparel ( well.. one top ) available as mentioned In a galaxy of fashionable colours to suit everyone's budget .
Once available I will present our selected model wearing said new garment in our all new Forum retail outlet ,watch this space for your discerning approval.
Feel free to order in the certainty of late delivery ,wrong colour and or size , or entirely wrong garment altogether, along with a verbal slap for not ordering more.
In answer to the many questions as to our Christmas opening hours .....When we fekin feel like it..

Yours John Cunniffe Head of European Retail Operations

Surely you should be head of worldwide sales for the UK IBA Winter/Spring/Summer and Autumn rider apparel.
How can you not succeed with business acumen at that level of excellence.
If only Philip Green had come and had a chat with you he might still be a Sir

 

[Winglider]

Or if you grew a beard and got a hat