Friendly Suggestion : Documented admission to a mental health facility immediately after the ride may help with that request .
As a side note: At a motorcycle show I once asked the owner/builder of a Schwinn bicycle with a pulse-jet engine if he had a diagnosed mental disorder after he told me he had it up to 90 mph.
Definitions Gentleman
These are not horizontal engines
They are horizontally opposed engines
Ride an Aeramachi 0r at least the Harley version of one for a true horizontal motor